Who doesn't?! And when said free thing is a bona fide useful/luxurious item, I am even more thrilled. Kids, rush over to Williams-Sonoma.com and get yourselves this lovely Wusthof cutting board.
I mean their knives are like hundreds of dollars, so one of their cutting boards should be the most excellent of excellent cutting boards. All you have to do is add $450 worth of their knives and other paraphernalia to your registry and mail them off a copy. So easy a caveman could do it.