Well, I look crazy!

As soon as the prospect of hair growth neared, I went out and bought a mini flat iron. Adorable, and pink, at that! My curlishness is a joke, however. Curly hair takes like 3 times as long to grow as straight hair. It's like regular straight hair, but folded in half. Am I making sense?
Anyhow, this means, when I straighten my curls, the hair should come out nice and long, yes?


Please excuse the creepyness that is my face. I have been sick and lacking in the makeup department. So above is exhibit A, curly. What happens when I try and straighten the mop on my head?
I belong in a creep festival. *sigh*
It's getting there, right?