Welcome to my blog! I'm Lexi, a wife to Adam (since 2008) and mama to Gabriella Grace (est. 2010). I find myself hysterically amusing, I hate tea, and I love free samples. I use parentheses when I don't know what I'm doing. I like satire and whimsy. I also enjoy puzzles, flan, and bubble baths. I dislike steak, strong wind, and robbers. I beat cancer. Please be nice.